There’s something fishy about us humans taking over the planet declaring it our private property, it’s amazing how many breed we’ve managed to exterminate and send back to our lord and only savior Jesus Christ with a “xoxo” note at the end of our endless list… Or was it Krishna, the savior with 6 arms? I keep forgetting which dude was nailed to a tree for saying Karma is a bitch.

We humans, an intelligent species or at least that’s what we pretend to be, we have a problem. I don’t understand why we get so defensive over something that’s not ours to claim in the first place. You see, when planet Earth was born there were no rules, no borders, no countries… In other words, none of us was there to fuck up the party.

Why fight over food and water when there’s obviously enough for everybody to share. What about territories, we defend our identities with pride and blood and with the impulsion to neglect our environment…
Keep cutting trees down you fuckers till there’s no tree left to tell what the hell just happened! Who do you think make oxygen you idiots?

I’m not Lebanese, I’m not Croatian and I’m not African… Well, I am originally African but that’s a whole different story. I’m not any of those and I’ll never be one, I simply belong to the planet and not the other way around. I happen to have Earth’s tags written all over my DNA.

So you people need to calm the fuck down and face it, no one got it worse than the dinosaurs… They missed The Ark.